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[grauwulf]

do my cars get some kind of gigantic astral target imprinted on them once they become my possessions? today I come out of the restraunt to find that some unknown gentle had kindly rearranged my front bumper for me. apparently it didn't have a huge ass dent in it and the headlight was pointing the wrong direction. sorryassfuckerpantywastejackwad FRELL! SMEG! CRAPPOLIA!

Comments

[sindarella666.livejournal.com]

Oh, I fucking hate that shit!!
That is what makes me want to run over people.

[grauwulf.livejournal.com]

yeah, it took me a long time to learn that you can't just run over people with out thinking. you really should back up over them. it's much easier to clean gray matter off of a bumper than a grill :D

[lifenshadows666.livejournal.com]

Sounds like next time you MIGHT want to tip your waiter a little better lol
Seriously though, Hate to hear that. Between you and Brad you have NO LUCK at all with keeping vehicles in tact.

[grauwulf.livejournal.com]

no shit eh? I think the next sticker will say simply, "hit my car and I'll fucking kill you" perhaps that will work