All your countries are belong to us(a)

[grauwulf]

well there was 9/11, we needed somthing to divert our attentions from that so there was Afgainistan, well we were already over there so what the hell lets pick up Iraq while we're over there. Iraq is over and so now what do we do? when the hell Syria is right around the corner.
P-"but they haven't done anything, sir."
B-"humm your right Rummy... wait, did they ever try and kill Pa?"
P-"It's Powell sir and no they never tried to kill your father."
B-"ummm..... atrosities?, Those UN pansies will go for a ritualistic killing spree if there were even a few atrisities."
P-"not that we know of sir. like I said sir.."
B-"Chemical Weapons! well say they have chemical weapons!"
P-" *sigh* we just used that one for Iraq sir we cant just point the 'chemical weapons' finger every time you want to blow somthing up sir, Also remember, we have chemical weapons in America too"
B-"Yah but we're america we can do that. besides it's just a *few*"
P-"the largest stockpile on the planet sir"
B-"but we're America."
B-"WAIT! I've had an idea."
P-"I know sir, 1972. we all read the report."
B-"what was that?"
P-"Nothing sir, what was your idea?"
B-"What if Syria had the weapons that we said were in Iraq! Then we arn't point a new CW 'finger' just pointing it at somebody else! if only Syria and Iraq shared a border or somthing......."
P-"sir thay share about a 2000 mile border"
B-"FABULOUS! it is like god has parted the seas so that we may punish the infadels... *glazing eyes* "
P-"umm if we invade then we are the infadels sir"
B-"waa?"
P-"nevermind, anyway it's time for your nap sir."